"You Know You Live in San Francisco When..." joke

Your co-worker tells you they have eight body piercings - and none
are visible.
When someone says "tenderloin" - you don't think steak. You think
danger.
You make well over $100,000 and you still can't find a nice place
to live.
You think anyone who drives a car to work is decadent.
You keep a list of companies to boycott.
You would never dream of crossing a picket line.
You take the bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.
You realize there are far more Rainbow flags in the city than
California State Flags.
The guy who cuts your hair is straight, and your plumber is gay.
The woman who delivers your mail is straight and your Mary Kay
Lady is gay.
Old friends you haven't talked to in years suddenly call and ask
do you have a spare bedroom for a weekend?
You think anyone wearing a George Clooney haircut is visiting from
the Midwest.
You can't remember... Is pot still illegal?
You go to your office manager's baby shower - the parent's are
named Judy and Becky.
You give a "thumbs up" gesture to a car with a "Free Tibet" bumper
sticker - and you mean it.
You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown,
and are willing to fight about it.
A really great parking spot can move you to tears.
You prefer the Spanish Soaps on TV - the guys are much hotter!
You know that anyone wearing shorts in June is just visiting from
Ohio.
A man walks on MUNI in full leather regalia and crotch less chaps.
You don't notice.
You still can't believe a company doesn't offer domestic partner
benefits.
You curse those damn tourists - but always stop to help a cute guy
or gal who is looking puzzled at a city map.
When you drive under an underpass - for one moment you think
"earthquake".
Your boss runs in "The Bay to Breakers"... it's the first time you
have seen him nude.
Your child's 3rd grade teacher has a nose ring and is named
"Breeze".
You haven't been to Fisherman's Wharf since the first month you
moved to the bay.
You are thinking of taking an adult ed class - but you can't
decide between a Yoga, Channeling or Building Your Web Site class.
Your new neighbor goes to temple - but you are still not sure if
they are Jewish or Buddhist.
You realize the only Republicans you know are your Aunt and Uncle
in Georgia.