Flags Jokes

Your co-worker tells you they have eight body piercings - and none
are visible.
When someone says "tenderloin" - you don't think steak. You think
danger.
You make well over $100,000 and you still can't find a nice place
to live.
You think anyone who drives a car to work is decadent.
You keep a list of companies to boycott.
You would never dream of crossing a picket line.
You take the bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.
You realize there are far more Rainbow flags in the city than
California State Flags.
The guy who cuts your hair is straight, and your plumber is gay.
The woman who delivers your mail is straight and your Mary Kay
Lady is gay.
Old friends you haven't talked to in years suddenly call and ask
do you have a spare bedroom for a weekend?
You think anyone wearing a George Clooney haircut is visiting from
the Midwest.
You can't remember... Is pot still more...

Bainbridge Township -

As riders swoop and loop on the Serial Thriller at Six Flags Ohio, hats, glasses, false teeth and an artificial leg have been known to fly through the air.

Teeth and a leg? Recently, a guest's dentures fell out on the ride. Luckily, they did not land in the lake below and were soon found. Another person lost a prosthetic leg, but it was discovered nearby. Both items were quickly reclaimed.

"People who lose shoes get upset because you have to have shoes to get on rides," Rak said. They are given vouchers to buy flip-flop sandals. Those who lose keys can leave their vehicles in the parking lot overnight if they can find a ride. Otherwise, a local locksmith will make a new key for $100 to $200, Murphy said. "He comes at least once a day," she said.

Murphy said she and others thought there was nothing new that could be lost at Six Flags until someone found a silicone breast enhancer floating in the wave more...

Did you hear about the flags birthday? It was a Happy one!

There's these two English blokes on a ski-ing trip, and one says to the other, whilst they're at the top of the hill, "What are we supposed to do, then?"
To which the other replies, "Well, you see those flags. .. we're suppose to zag-zig in between them."
"Don't you mean zig-zag?" says the other,
"No, zag-zig". ..
Anyway so they argue for quite a while. About as long as it takes for people to get bored with moaning about Squiffy, when one says "We'll ask Klaus the Kraut. He'll know."
So off they go to Klaus and one says, "Tell me Klaus, me owd obergruppermeister, them flags. .. do we zig-zag or zag-zig?"
"Vell," says Klaus, "I tsink zat you zig-zag, but I don't care, I'm a tobogganist."
To which our lad says, "Oh great. I'll have 20 Malboro, then."

Your co-worker tells you he has eight body piercings - none are visible.
You make well over $100, 000 and you still can`t find a nice place to live.
You think anyone who drives a car to work is decadent.
You keep a list of companies to boycott.
You would never dream of crossing a picket line.
You realize there are far more Rainbow flags in the city than Canadian flags.
The guy who cuts your hair is straight, and your plumber is gay.
Old friends you haven`t talked to in years suddenly call. "Do you have a spare bedroom for a weekend?"
You think anyone wearing a Preston Manning haircut is Preston Manning.
You can`t remember... is pot still illegal?
You go to your office manager`s baby shower. The parents are named Judy and Amber.
You give a "thumbs up" gesture to a car with a "FREE TIBET" bumper sticker and you mean it.
You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown, and are more...