"you are in Vancouver when..." joke

Your co-worker tells you he has eight body piercings - none are visible.
You make well over $100, 000 and you still can`t find a nice place to live.
You think anyone who drives a car to work is decadent.
You keep a list of companies to boycott.
You would never dream of crossing a picket line.
You realize there are far more Rainbow flags in the city than Canadian flags.
The guy who cuts your hair is straight, and your plumber is gay.
Old friends you haven`t talked to in years suddenly call. "Do you have a spare bedroom for a weekend?"
You think anyone wearing a Preston Manning haircut is Preston Manning.
You can`t remember... is pot still illegal?
You go to your office manager`s baby shower. The parents are named Judy and Amber.
You give a "thumbs up" gesture to a car with a "FREE TIBET" bumper sticker and you mean it.
You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown, and are willing to fight about it.
A really great parking spot can move you to tears.
A man walks on Robson in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps.
You don`t notice.
You curse those damn tourists - but always stop to help a cute person who is looking puzzled at a city map.
Your child`s 3rd grade teacher has a nose ring and is named "Breeze".
You are thinking of taking an adult education class, but you can`t decide between a Yoga, Channeling, or Building Your Web Site class.
Your new neighbours go to temple, but you are still not sure if they`re Jewish or Buddhist.
You own an expensive Gore-Tex mountaineering jacket and wear it 90% of the time.
You run the risk of being trampled by all the running clubs out at 8am on Sunday morning.
Your choices for vegetarian food aren`t limited to the salad bar at Bonanza.