"You Know its Going to be a Bad Day When…" joke

. ..all you get on Valentin'e Day is a card addressed "Occupant."

...your alphabet soup spells out "Stupid".

...you find out you're an underachiever and your teacher is an overexpecter.

...opportunity knocks at your door, you're busy mowing the lawn.

...you go to a palm reader and she can't find your life line.

...you drop your open-faced peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich and it lands jelly-side-down.

...your VCR breaks down the same day you win a video-club membership.

...you have to pay overdue fines at the library for How to Improve Your Memory.