"You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If #2" joke

You have a stuffed womp rat anywhere in your home. You think the symbol for the Rebel Alliance should be the Confederate flag. More than half the droids you own don't function. The number of blasters you own exceeds your I.Q. You wonder why Luke and Leia gave up on getting married. You used a carbon-freezing chamber to mount the Wampa you shot while on vacation on Hoth.Your moonshine is made on a real moon.You don't like wearing a Jedi robe because it prevents access to the dip stored in your back pocket.

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