Star Wars Jokes

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.

I first saw "The Empire Strikes Back" as a child and thought, "Yoda is eight hundred years old...what a Jedi!" Now that I am an adult, I can't help thinking, "Eight hundred years...his 401K must be incredible."

The last of the "Star Wars" movies did what no movie in history had ever accomplished up until that point - sold $50 million worth of tickets in a single day.
However, this record will likely be broken soon when the price of a movie ticket goes up to $60 million dollars.

The United Postal Service will help promote "Star Wars' " 30th anniversary by dressing the street mailboxes like R2-D2. Additionally to celebrate "Saturday Night Fever's" 30th anniversay all mail carriers will put on their "boogie shooes" just to boogie with you.

The brown hooded cloak worn by Obi-Wan Kenobi in the "Star Wars" films sold for $104,000 to an anonymous telephone bidder Tuesday at an auction of movie and TV memorabilia.

In a related story, the original, 24 carat gold plated Jar Jar Binks mask is still unsold on Ebay at a price of $1.75

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