"You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If #4" joke

Sandpeople back down from your mama.You've ever used Jedi mind control to talk your way out of a speeding ticket or DUI.You've ever strangled someone with the force because they laughed at your accent.You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok... without using the word "chicken".You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.A peaceful meditation session is one without gas.

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