Boogie Jokes

The United Postal Service will help promote "Star Wars' " 30th anniversary by dressing the street mailboxes like R2-D2. Additionally to celebrate "Saturday Night Fever's" 30th anniversay all mail carriers will put on their "boogie shooes" just to boogie with you.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it!

How do you make a kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it!!!

Q: how do you make a tissue dance?
A: put a little boogie in it!

Q: How many seventies disco dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to boogie up the ladder and one to say "Get daaowwwwn! "

Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.

Q: How many blacks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three: One to boogie up the ladder, two to keep the beat.

Q: How many Asians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to go to the cash & carry.

Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 170. One to send the Never Fail Novena to the Cheektowaga Times for publication so St. Jude may grant the lightbulb request, one to say the Last Rites for the old lightbulb, ten volunteer firemen to break into more...