"You Shall Be Healed" joke
Ma and Pa were sitting in their rocking chairs, listening to Reverend Jeb on the radio. The Reverend said, "Place your left hand on the part of your body you wish to be healed, raise your right hand and say, 'I believe! I believe!' and you shall be healed."
Ma placed her left hand inside her blouse over her tired old heart and lungs, raised her right hand and shouted, "I believe! I believe!"
Pa looked over at her like she had lost her mind, but Ma began breathing nice and easy, her old wheeze was gone, the color had returned to her cheeks and she started rocking twice as fast as before.
Shrugging his shoulders, Pa quickly put his left hand down the front of his pants and as he began to raise his right hand, Ma looked over at him and said, "Pa, the Reverend said 'Heal', not raise the dead!"
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