"You are a hero!!" joke
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he Sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:' Brave American saves life of little girl'"? the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!"? says the man. "Oh, what are you then?" The man says: - "I am a Pakistani!"
The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.
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