"You are so poor…" joke

You’re so poor that when I went to your house and used the bathroom, a rat tripped me and a cockroach took my wallet. You’re so poor you had to fart in your pocket to make a scent. You’re so poor you DJ for the ice cream truck. You’re so poor you’re always talking about the time you almost ate at a restaurant! You’re so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch he police and call it “Cops. ” You’re so poor, the only time you go to the grocery store is for free samples!

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