"You know you are in a small town..." joke

You know you're in a small town... - when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.- if you're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local merchants because you're the first baby of the year.- if you speak to each dog you pass, by name... and he wags his tail at you- if you dial the wrong number, and talk for 15 minutes anyway.- when the biggest business in town sells farm machinery.- if you write a check on the wrong bank and it covers you anyway.- if you missed church on Sunday and the preacher sends you a get-well card!

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