"You know you're from Indiana when" joke

* You've never met any celebrities.

* Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

* "Vacation" means driving through the Amanas or going to Adventureland.

* You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.

* You measure distance in minutes.

* Down south to you means Kentucky.

* You know several people who have hit a deer.

* You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Terre Haute."

* Your school classes were canceled because of cold.

* Your school classes were canceled because of heat.

* You know where all the Yoders live.

* You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.

* You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

* You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."

* You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.

* Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

* You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

* You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.

* You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with."

* All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain.

* De-tassling was your first job.

* Your idea of a really great tenderloin is when the meat is twice as big as the bun and accompanied only by ketchup and a dill pickle slice.

* You say catty-wumpus and kitty-corner.

* You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

* You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

* When asked how your trip was to any foreign, exotic place, you say, "It was different."

* You consider being called a "Pork Queen" an honor.

* You carry jumper cables in your car.

* You drink "pop."

* You know what "cow tipping" is.