"You might be a teacher if..." joke
You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free. You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside. You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's own box on the report card. When out in public, you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior. When you mention "vegetables" and you're not talking about a food group. You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce. You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce. You can't have children of your own, because there is NO name you could give a child that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure the moment you heard it. Meeting a child's parents INSTANTLY answers the question, "Why is this kid like this?"
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