"You sit on it" joke

I was commuting from Brooklyn to my job in Manhattan. I’d finished reading the morning paper and was saving it to bring to my friends at work. How do you save a newspaper on the subway? You sit on it. A new commuter came in, saw the newspaper under my rear and asked, “Are you reading that paper? ” I stood up, turned the page, sat down on the paper and answered, “Yes. ”

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