"Your Moma At KFC" joke

Your Moma is so fat, when she went to KFC and ordered a bucket of chicken and they asked what size, she said the one on the roof!

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Q: whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A:When you slap a mosquito on the head it stops suckin

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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