"Your Momma" joke

Your momma is so fat that when she rolled over a Super Nintendo she made 4 Gameboys!

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Your mamas so old, that when i told her to act her age she dropped dead!!!

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Your mamas so fat it takes a train and two busses just to get on her good side

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

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