"Your daddy is soo bald" joke

Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom!

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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