"Your friend from planet mars" joke

A guy was standing in the bus, when something knocks repeataidly on his shoulder. He turns around to find a strange shaped creature standing beside him.
The guy: "Who are you, you scared me?"
The creature: "Don't be afraid, I am your friend Mac from mars and I am on a visit to your planet"
The guy: "Excuse me friend, but what are these four holes in your face?"
The creature: "They are my eyes."
The guy: "And what are these eight buttons?"
The creature: "They are my ears."
The guy: "But excuse me brother, how you are macking sex to each other?"
The creature: "By knocking on the shoulders of others!!!"

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