"Your mama is so fat..." joke

ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!