"Your momma" joke

Your momma so fat when she went outside wearing a red dress, the children waved their hands in the air and said "KOOL-AID."
Your momma so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet sand "A-B-C-D-E-F-G GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME."
Your momma so fat when she fell down she made the grand canyon.
Your momma so fat she hoola hooped the superbowl.
You momma so fat when a bus hit her she said "Hey who threw that?"
Your momma so fat when a school bus drove by she said "Hey stop that twinkie."
Your momma so ugly when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning.
Your momma so ugly on Holloween, her trick was the treat.
Your momma so skinny she could hoola hoop a cheerio.
Your momma so fat when she wore a green outfit, people ran away thinking she was Godzilla.
Your momma so stupid she couldnt dial 911 because she couldnt find the eleven on the phone.
Your momma so fat when she wore high heels, she struck oil.
Your momma so fat she used the superbowl as her cereal bowl.