"Your momma so stupid" joke
Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green
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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...
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Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.
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Virgin Mary wanted to visit Hell, so she went to God and asked if she might do so. "Yes," God said. "I have only one warning for you. You must stay away from booze, drugs and men. Will you promise me so?" "Yes," Virgin Mary said. "And remember more...
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ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.
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you:your hairline looks like what I did in the toilet this morning
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Kylie:WHAT THE FUCK STUPID
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