"You're Being Watched" joke
While in the process of robbing a house the thief heard a voice whisper, "Jesus is watching you." He quickly turned around and searched the room with his flashlight but saw no one. Going back to what he was doing he again heard the voice, "Jesus is watching you." Again he stopped and scanned the room with his flashlight. Finally he spotted a small parrot in a bird cage.
Walking over to the parrot he asked if it was the one talking to him. The little parrot bobbed his head up and down and said, "Jesus is watching you."
"I gather your name is Jesus," said the thief.
"Nope, it's Moses," replied the parrot.
"Oh please, who in the world would name their parrot Moses," the thief said.
"The same people who named their Pit Bull Jesus," was the parrot's reply.
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