"You're No Longer a Kid When...." joke

Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it any more.

Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.

The average ten-year-old doesn't have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are.

Being bad is no longer cool.

You have friends who have kids.

Saturday mornings are for sleeping.

Your parents' jokes are now funny.

You have owned, and since disowned Michael Jackson's Thriller.

Christmas starts to make you mad.

You would rather wear your dirty clothes again,' cause mom is not there to do your laundry anymore.

Naps are good.

Hitting girls is no longer considered flirting.

You have once deemed Space Invaders as "The best game ever".

When things go wrong, you can't just yell, "Do-over!"

The only thing in your cereal box is...cereal.

You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen.

Your idea of fun parties now include Chips' n' Salsa and Snapple.

You leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.

You WANT clothes for Christmas.

You don't want a a fancy sportscar because of the insurance premiums.

You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.

You've bought an album on vinyl.

You remember seeing Star Wars when it first came out.