"Youthful Proverbs" joke

A first-grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
Better to be safe than. . . punch a 5th grader
It's always darkest before. . . daylight savings
You can lead a horse to water but. . . how?
Don't bite the hand that. . . looks dirty
If you lie down with dogs, you'll. . . stink in the morning
Happy the bride who. . . gets all the presents
Don't put off till tomorrow what. . . you put on to go to bed
Children should be seen and not. . . spanked or grounded
You get out of something what you. . . see pictured on the box
Better late than. . . pregnant