"You`re probably an Auburn fan if ..." joke

. .. You can play the Auburn fight song using your armpit.
... Your wife`s idea of cleaning house is throwing everything out into the yard.
... The Roto-Rooter man stops by your trailer and asks, "What`s that smell?"
... You`re a member of the Skoal Frequent Purchaser Program.
... You looked up your family tree and your uncle spit on you.
... You joined Alcoholics Anonymous so you can drink and use a different name.
... You looked out for #1 and stepped in #2! !!
... You won`t buy a Japanese car because you`re afraid you won`t understand what they say on the radio.
... Your kids go to a private school and they won`t tell you where it is.
... Your Granny beats you in the tobacky spittin` contests.

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