"Clovis` Consideration" joke

Clovis` Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly: The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated than by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere, bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.

Cohn`s Law: The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do anything. Stability is achieved when you spend all your time reporting on the nothing you are doing.

Colvard`s Logical Premises: All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won`t.

Colvard`s Unconscionable Commentary: This is especially true when dealing with someone you`re attracted to.

Conway`s Law: In any organization, there will always be one person who knows what`s going on; this person must be fired. Corollaries: 1. Nobody whom you ask for help will see it. 2. The first person who stops by, whose advice you really don`t want to hear, will see it immediately.

Cooke`s Law: In any decision situation, the amount of relevant information available is inversely proportional to the importance of the decision.

Correspondence Corollary: An experiment may be considered a success if no more than half of your data must be discarded to obtain correspondence with your theory.