"a guy with an issue" joke
A guy walks into a doctors office and says, "Doc, I have a problem. First I think I'm a teepee, then I think I'm a wigwam. Then a teepee, then a wigwam. And so on and so on. Whats wrong with me?"
The doctor replies, "Your problem is that you're two tents."
(two tents, too tense)
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...
Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"