"assorted yo mamma jokes" joke

Your mama so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.
Your mama so fat, your daddy is blind.
Yo daddy so stupid he went to the drug store and asked for marijuana
Yo girlfriend so ugly she went into an haunted house and they gave her an application.
Your mama so ugly, she had YOU.
Your daddy so stupid, he kept you.
Yo girlfriend so ugly when she was born the doctor took a look at her and spanked her parents.
Yo daddy so stupid he told everyone that he was "illegitiment" because he couldn't read.
Yo brother so stupid that when he was driving to disneyland he saw a sign that said Disneyland left, so
he went home.
Your sister so ugly, last time she didn't wipe her ass she gave me a dirty look.
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Your whole family so ugly that when your parents told you about safe sex, they took the seat off your unicycle and gave your sister a broom.
Yo daddy so stupid he got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi's
Yo daddy so stupid he got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the W's.
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat, when she had you, she had to give the doctor directions to get back out.
Yo daddy so stupid he brought toilet paper to a crap game.
Yo girlfriend so ugly she went to get her nose pierced & got stabbed in the ass!
Yo girlfriend so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo brother so hairy Bigfoot is taking HIS picture!
Yo daddy so stupid that he sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out
boulevard.
Yo granny so bald I can see whats on her mind.
Yo mama so fat God can't lift her spirits!
Yo mama so fat the police dogs stopped her at the airport for having 10 lbs of crack.
Yo granny so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama so fat she fills up the bath tub, and THEN turns on the water.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in a mirror, she saw another mirror.
Yo sister so slutty she is known as Homecomming Disease
Yo sister so slutty she blind and seeing another man.
Yo mama so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo granny so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.