"bridges" joke
Senator Majority leader Harry Reid was asked if he felt there was an urgency to pass the Senate's proposed health care reform bill. To which Reid replied, "Like my friend Ted Kennedy would have said, we'll drive off that bridge when we come to it."
During the 7-day Arab-Israeli war, the opposing armies were camped extremely close to one another on the first night of the war. One Israeli yelled out: "Hey Abdul, are you there?" On the Arab side, Abdul stood up and said "Yeah?" The Israelis took out their more...
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The Democratic Senator speaking before having his morning cup of coffee said, "I'm pleased that President Obama has forgiven me and look forward to being invited back to the White House for yet another KFC dinner."
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