Reid Jokes

Senator Majority leader Harry Reid was asked if he felt there was an urgency to pass the Senate's proposed health care reform bill. To which Reid replied, "Like my friend Ted Kennedy would have said, we'll drive off that bridge when we come to it."

Majority Leader Harry Reid is considering a plan for higher payroll taxes on upper-income earners to help finance health care legislation. So apparently, health care willl be paid for by the New York Yankees.

The Eagles have signed Andy Reid until 2013. He's now the second member of his family to be locked up for the next three years.

The September issue of "Playboy" magazine will feature Paris Hilton impersonator Natalie Reid of Canada.
Incidentally, Reid has officially replaced curling as Canada's most pathetic export.

After botched plastic surgery, Tara Reid told Us Weekly she'll, "never be perfect again." And by "perfect," Reid means an alcoholic sex-addict who wants elective surgery.