Health Care Jokes

But it is brain-dead.

Majority Leader Harry Reid is considering a plan for higher payroll taxes on upper-income earners to help finance health care legislation. So apparently, health care willl be paid for by the New York Yankees.

House GOP leaders warn not to expect health care plan by recess. They're saying more like 5th period or study hall.

A republican senator asked in a prayer for one of the senators to miss the vote on health care. He prayed for Senator Dodd to reunite with Senator Kennedy for an angel sandwich.

The new Health Care system has a little known clause buried in it's 1000+ pages.If you agree to donate a kidney,you get a free Hybrid Prius.