"bunch of Insults" joke

How do you kill all the mexicans in the world?
Bomb a swap meet.
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Why do all the mexicans go to a funeral?
For the free food.
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What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
A mudslide.
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Why are black people afraid of motocycles?
Because they sound like they're saying, "Run niga niga niga, run niga niga niga..."
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what do you call a bunch of white people in the middle of a larger group of black people?
A Ho-Ho.
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What do you call a bunch of white people in a yellow bus?
A twinkie.
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How do white people get away with breaking the law?
They say "Sorry officer. I didn't know I couldn't do that."

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he was a cheechako. The greenhorn asked how he could become a sourdough.
The two sourdoughs winked at each other, and told him he had to do three things. First, he had to pee in the Yukon River. more...

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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I'm hungry:

"I could eat the crotch out of a dead leper's undies."
"I could eat the horse and chase the jockey."
"So hungry I'd eat a shit sandwich, only I don't like bread."
"I could eat the arse out of a rag doll more...

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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