"desire is the root cause of misery" joke
Three mullahs were taken to heaven after their death. God told them, " What ever you ever need is here. Do not desire any thing more. If you do, the same moment you will disappear from here and go to hell." Every thing was fine a year. Then one day a mullah felt like trimming his beard. Hardly he expressed this to his friends and in a flash he was thrown into hell. So mullah number two and three were extra causious and remained in heaven for two years. Then one day the second mullah saw a dinar on the road. He could not resist the temptation and so he bent to pick it up. In a flash, the third mullah who was just behind him, disappeared and was thrown into hell.
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud' hiss-pop' noise.' The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold,' explains the guide.' more...
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the
young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed.
At lunchtime, the young rooster again screws all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed more...
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions. When she finally gets around to helping him he says, "I'd like 99 condoms please."
With a surprised look on her face the pharmacist says, "99 more...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The more...