"general jokes" joke

I never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
We've upped out standareds up yours.
Warning signs that your lover is bored:
1. passionless kisses.
2. frequent sighing.
3. moved, left no forwarding address.
No problem is so big or so complicated that can not be run away from.
love may not make the world go round, but i admit that is makes the ride.
If you have something to say, God's sake start at the end.
Remember, if it moves kill it.

Loves is not a union merely between two creatures, it is a union between two spririts.
what do i knew about sex? i am a married man.