"hostage situation" joke

...a potentially deadly hostage situation came to an end after one shopper was able to call 9-1-1 for help...the shopper was able to give police detailed information about the situation. When the operator asked the shopper what she saw, she replied: 1. There were 3 hostages. 2. There were 2 gunman. 3. Toilet paper was on sale for $2.19.

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