"ignorance" joke
One day Timmy was playing soccer and hears the word "fuck", goes up to his mom and asks what does "fuck" mean she hesitates and says "ohh its when youre having a shower". Next day he hears the word "Cock", and asks his mother what it means. Desperate she sits and says "um chair". Next day he hears "bitch" this time he goes to his father and his father says "ohh they're ur visitors". One day the door bell rings, Timmy opens the door, "are ur folks home" asks the neighbours. "come in bitches, sit on the cocks cause my dad is having a fuck"
A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.