"leper walks into a bar" joke

A leper walks into the bar. The bartender looks at the leper and pukes all over the place. The leper says to the bartender, "Come on man I know i'm ass ugly, but you didn't have to puke." The bartender then tells the leper, "I'm sorry, but it really wasn't you that made me puke it was the guy dipping his chips in your neck."

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