"love thy neighbor?" joke

one day moshe cohen goes to the rabbi to ask for advice.he says to the rabbi"rabbi, i feel very unholy
ive been very bad to other people."
"moshe"says the rabbi (for he knows him well)"the torah says to love thy neighbor like you love yourself".
"i know"says moshe"what should i do?"
so the rabbi says"go to you front window and stick out your tongue."
"gee, thanks"says moshe"will that make me holy?"
"no,"says the rabbi"but the man opposite your front
window refused to donate tzedakah to the shul"

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