"more humor" joke

1. Depression is merely anger without enthuiasm
2. Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines
3. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
4. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
5. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
6. Everyone has a photographic memory. However, some do not have film.
7. So do you think you know it all. What is the speed of the dark?
8. Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet
soup.
9. I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
10. Why does Sea World have a seafood resturant. I am halfway through my
Fishburger and I realize I could be eating a slow learner!!!
11. Many people quit looking for a job when they find work.
12. Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines
13. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.

I always wondered???????
1. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
2. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
3. How do I set my laser printer on stun?
4. How is it possible to have a civil war?
5. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
7. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
8. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
9. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
10. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
11. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
12. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
13. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
14. What happens when none of your bees wax?
15. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
17. If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't
everyone just move 10 miles away