"nan jokes" joke

why is that letterbox moving darling, nan please thats a muslim

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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not laffing:holy tits that made me spew up corn flakes and chocolate sause WOOO!!! jus WOW man thats gonna be sore in the mornin
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not laffing:FUK thats funy
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bvhbviglb:omg thats so funny i think its best joke ive saw on here so far haha
Funny Joke? 18 vote(s). 56% are positive. 3 comment(s).