"Stupid Ex-wife" joke

My ex-wife thinks cooking and fucking are cities in China.

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 One-liners, Stupid, China, Cooking, Household, Housewife, Ex-wife

Pit Bull

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit more...

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Gullible cop

by TJ

A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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Scale

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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Women and Toys

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

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noel :your hairline is so far back i though it was the 80s
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Ya boii Cj:Your hairline so far pushed back Stephen Curry hit 11 3's behind it
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Tom O:that is a Jerry Seinfeld joke
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