"plenty where we come from" joke
An American, an Italian, and a Mexican are eating together. The Italian eats part of his breadstick and throws it away. The Mexican asks him why he threw it away and the Italian answers, "There's plenty of them where I come from."
The Mexican eats part of his nachos and throws the rest away. The Italian asks why and the Mexican says "There's plenty of them where I come from."
Then the American takes the Mexican and throws him over the bridge. The Italian asks why, and the American says, "There's plenty of them where I come from."
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at more...