"project" joke
One day a kid was given a project by his teacher to find out some words at home. He went to his dad and asked his dad, he was making his bike, his dad said fuckyou bitch because something fell down he wrote that down. then he went to his little brother he was watching superman heshouted out superman superman, he wrote that down. then he went to his sister she was talking to her boyfriend she no way, he wrote that down too. the he went to his mom she was playing golfshe said 99. 99 so he wrote that down too. At last but not least he went to his neighbors house they were making hotdogs they said my buns are burning my buns are burning he wrote that down.
The next day he went back to school and the teacher asked what you learned from the boy, he said fuck you bitch the teacher said whom do you think you are he said superman, superman doyou want to go to the principals office he said no waythen th eteacher asked how many spankings do you want he said 99. 99 then after all he said my buns are burning my buns are burning. (becuse he was hit)
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