"sour" joke
q:what do u call a kitten drinkin lemonade?????
a: A sourpuss
Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long one
Michael J. Fox has a short one
Madonna doesn't have one and
Bill Clinton uses his a lot
What is "it"?
A last name!
Now what were you thinking?
Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead more...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...
so I said "Implants?"