"Stuipid American" joke
three guys are getting chased by an angry mob (chinese, mexican, american)... the chiense one finds a lamp and robs it and a geine gives them one wish...... they get to a cliff and the chinese wishes for all the pillows in the world to be at the bottom of the cliff so he jumps... the mexican is next to the cliff he wishes for all the money in the world the be at the bottom of the cliff so me jumps.... the american is last and he wishes that all the..... (he trips over a rock) shitttttt.... so he falls to the bottom of the cliff and goes head first into all the shit in the world
An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took more...
How many letters are in the alphabet?
There are 11 letters in "THE ALPHABET"
Did you say 26? :)
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 5-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, taking in the whole event.
The man thought, "Oh, this is just great... he's only 5 and I'm going to have to start explaining all about the birds and the more...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.