"Stuipid American" joke
three guys are getting chased by an angry mob (chinese, mexican, american)... the chiense one finds a lamp and robs it and a geine gives them one wish...... they get to a cliff and the chinese wishes for all the pillows in the world to be at the bottom of the cliff so he jumps... the mexican is next to the cliff he wishes for all the money in the world the be at the bottom of the cliff so me jumps.... the american is last and he wishes that all the..... (he trips over a rock) shitttttt.... so he falls to the bottom of the cliff and goes head first into all the shit in the world
At a gynecologists convention Dr. Goldfinger began to read his paper on "The Variation of the Clitoris".
"One of the most unusual cases I ever came across," he told his audience, "was a clitoris that had a close resemblance to a more...
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
Dewayne, his wife, and Dewayne's mother-in-law went camping over the 4th of July weekend. Dewayne's wife announced that her mother had been gone from her stroll in the woods way too long.
So the two of them went looking for her.
After a while they spotted a gigantic, more...
Two cats: Felix & Un-deux-trois, decided to have a race to see who could swim across the river first.Guess who won? Felix! Because Un-deux-trois cat sank.
(Un deux trois quatre cinq)
A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.
He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to more...