"Stuipid American" joke
three guys are getting chased by an angry mob (chinese, mexican, american)... the chiense one finds a lamp and robs it and a geine gives them one wish...... they get to a cliff and the chinese wishes for all the pillows in the world to be at the bottom of the cliff so he jumps... the mexican is next to the cliff he wishes for all the money in the world the be at the bottom of the cliff so me jumps.... the american is last and he wishes that all the..... (he trips over a rock) shitttttt.... so he falls to the bottom of the cliff and goes head first into all the shit in the world
A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.
He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to more...
A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The more...
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.