"Stuipid American" joke
three guys are getting chased by an angry mob (chinese, mexican, american)... the chiense one finds a lamp and robs it and a geine gives them one wish...... they get to a cliff and the chinese wishes for all the pillows in the world to be at the bottom of the cliff so he jumps... the mexican is next to the cliff he wishes for all the money in the world the be at the bottom of the cliff so me jumps.... the american is last and he wishes that all the..... (he trips over a rock) shitttttt.... so he falls to the bottom of the cliff and goes head first into all the shit in the world
An Attorney was riding home in his limo and noticed two men sitting on the side of the road eating grass, he told his driver to stop and investigate.
His driver went to the two men and asked, sirs why are you eating grass? The first man replied, I have no money and must more...
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took more...