"the guy who would'nt shut up" joke

one day there was a man who had an average life.But he loved to talk alot,but the bad thing about that is that he had a spell cast on him so he could only say 1 word every year, and if he didn,t say anything then he could save up word from every year.He saw a woman that he loved very much.So he decided to tell her that "he loved her" which was 3 years. then he decided to say that "he wanted to marry her" which was 5 years.So he waited.

finally,5 years passed and he took her to a VERY fancy resturant.And so he got on his knee and said "will you marry me please?"

The woman said with a look of suprise,"pardon?"

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