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Colorado
• Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
• Colorado law requires that wine be sold in containers of at least 24 ounces and spirits in containers at least a fifth of a gallon. But, at the same time, it also decrees that no alcohol beverage can be stored in hotel minibars in anything larger than miniature containers.
• Colorado Springs: It is permissible to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
• Crippe Creek: It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
• Denver: The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park; It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor; It is illegal to mistreat rats; You may not drive a black car on Sundays.
• Durango: It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes more...

one day there was a man who had an average life.But he loved to talk alot,but the bad thing about that is that he had a spell cast on him so he could only say 1 word every year, and if he didn,t say anything then he could save up word from every year.He saw a woman that he loved very much.So he decided to tell her that "he loved her" which was 3 years. then he decided to say that "he wanted to marry her" which was 5 years.So he waited.

finally,5 years passed and he took her to a VERY fancy resturant.And so he got on his knee and said "will you marry me please?"

The woman said with a look of suprise,"pardon?"