"three progressive rabbis" joke

Three rabbis were bragging about how liberal they were.
Rabbi #1: "We have ashtrays by the seats."
Rabbi #2: "That's nothing! Come Yom Kippur service, we hand out sandwiches... ham sandwiches."
Rabbi #3: "That's nothing! When the High Holy Days come, we lock the doors and put the sign: 'Closed for the holidays.'"

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