"village" joke
One evening Hodja said to his wife: Tomorrow, if the weather is good, I will plough the field.& If it rains, I will gather firewood from the forest. Remember to say "God@ Willing," his wife reminded him. "Why?" said Hodja rather defiantly. "Either it will be sunny and I, will plough or it will rain.& & I have decided what to do in either case." The next day the sun was shining brightly.& Hodja set off to plow his field. On the way he met a group of soldiers. "Hey, old man, how do we get to the next village? Impatient to get to his work he lied, "Don`t ask me. I don`t know." The soldiers said, "Well let`s see if we can help you remember." And they started threatening him with their clubs. "Now I remember!" screeched Hodja. "Then take us there!" The village was far away.& On the way, it began to rain. By the time thev had arrived at their destination, Hodja was muddy, soaked and sore. Then he turned around and stumbled back home. It was well after midnight when the poor man finally reached his doorstep. & Exhausted and hungry he knocked on the door. "Who is it?" called his wife. "It is me," he replied. ". .. God willing!" Hodja is a famous Turkish folk charactera
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